Saturday, January 06, 2007
the 25th most influential person in the world
CBB5 Day Four
"Do you live in a house or a shack?" So much revealed by that simple sentence.
Thus spake the mother of the '25th most influential person in the world'.
I am convinced that Ken is receiving messages from aliens through the tentacle-like aerials that are disguised as his eyebrows. These aliens are taking over his thought processes and forcing him to tell Shilpa that he intends to wash her underwear and "her stockings". There can be no other reason why a seventy-nine year old man would make such a helpful offer.
Meanwhile an entire shipload of university students could write a barrel load of theses about the influence of alcohol on young, pretend punk rockers from Buckinghamshire. Donny Woolworths shed one personality overnight like a snake disposing of a layer of skin, emerging the next day to become a cheerful, amiable, Home Counties, Middle-Englander who could comfortably sit down with Bob Geldof for Sunday lunch.
The decision to leg it over the wall was probably the best piece of judgement Donny had made since tumbling out of the limo, but how thrilling of Watkins of the Third Year to histrionically recreate the moment for the other inmates, yet take great care to establish that it wasn't him Sir, it was all that Donny Woolworth's idea Sir. It wasn't me. I wasn't there. I did lift him up yes, but I didn't do it.
Catherine Tate would be very proud.
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# posted by Terence : 11:36 PM
