Sunday, January 14, 2007
the grievous sin of cooking dinner
CBB5 Day Eleven
Although Shilpa continues to find the whole BB experience surreal and overwhelming, she did manage to find time to re-engage with Danielle by taking a verbal swipe at poor harmless Dirk. Of course, there could be little more engaging to the quirky Danielle than to back-bite another whilst they are out of earshot.
Danielle is swiftly emerging as the number one candidate to take over the juvenile lead in the house, from the departed Little Leo, with her greatest teenage moment coming when she accused Shilpa (behind her back, of course,) of committing the grievous sin of cooking dinner.
Danielle is the kid who sat at the back of the school bus, smoking a roll-up, making catty remarks about the netball captain.
If Danielle has a fellow traveller in the house, it has to be the monosyllabic Jack, whose time on CBB5 so far, has had all the impact of a flea landing on Nelson's Column.
Whatever the future holds we can be sure (after the Tribute Band task) that Jack will not be troubling the Top 40 with his vocal talents. Nor, in case, the BBC bookers are wondering, does he appear to be a candidate for the next run of Celebrity Mastermind.
Of course, both Danielle and Jack will now be able to live off this fleeting fame for, oh... at least a week or two, as they have now crossed the winning line and can be classed as bona fide celebrities, enriched with the award of being famous simply for being famous.
But what of the long term prospects?
No problem at all, we can be sure, as in years to come, Jack and Danielle could have leading roles as 'couple on sofa' in an Ocean Finance commercial. They are simply made for it.
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# posted by Terence : 10:43 PM
