Friday, January 12, 2007
the pants
CBB5 Day Nine
Ah such a timely departure for raging Little Leo, the self-styled hard man of CBB5. It is curiously appropriate that he has left following a dispute with BB - not about demands for barrels of alcohol, ganja, or even packets of Marlboro; the wild man of Borehamwood jemmied his way out of the House after a disagreement about underpants. His own, I should stress, although he seemed to have a rather sad interest in poor Danielle's garments.
Little Leo never quite 'got it' did he? We must assume he had never watched the show, or if he had, he must have continued to kid himself that he was above it all; coating himself with the delusions we have considered in previous columns.
One imagines that 'crisis talks' were soon in progress at BB Headquarters. On behalf of a desperate nation I make a plea - don't put Jackiey back in there! With her gravelly voice and her unusual habits, she is far better placed in the Borehamwood Holiday Inn, than back in our living rooms.
How wonderful, the eulogies that followed Jackiey out of the house the other night. The way Cleo described it, we could have been persuaded it was one of the holiest of saints who had just risen to heaven, rather than some tattooed bint who had just gone about fifty yards from the BB house studio, to the Davina debacle, and on to her mid-priced hotel on the Barnet by-pass.
So let us remember Jackiey for her wit, allure and poise.
"I've brought jewelry in as eviction presents! I love leaving things.... but I don't think I'm giving Indian any present..."
Oh! Such charm!
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# posted by Terence : 7:46 PM
